Words to the Wise, Seriously

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fuck cartman fuck you youre not in charge of anything this isnt smileytown and I hope you fall in a well and drown

Except I am. So Nananana na na

via incitedtoriot
Posted on Sunday, May 6 2012. Tagged with: relaxguyagreed againHahahaha ha ha
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  1. incitedtoriot reblogged this from upon-a-midnight-dreary and added:
    Forgive me for being skeptical, but who on earth says that Cartman has any sort of position of authority whatsoever?...
  2. upon-a-midnight-dreary likes this
  3. badkittymypotpie reblogged this from upon-a-midnight-dreary and added:
    I’m already on my horse guys. So get to it.
  4. upon-a-midnight-dreary reblogged this from incitedtoriot and added:
    We’re all trying to find Kyle, dude, and that’s all that matters. Cartman’s got the position of authority so let’s use...
  5. incitedtoriot said: What exactly has be been telling you, out of curiosity? Is this more of his ‘sheriff resume’ nonsense?
  6. straightjacketsandnotebooks likes this
  7. jm8372tp said: My, my, what have we here? Your building hatred of Cartman burst?
Words to the Wise, Seriously Greetings visitors! The great leader Bieber Hussein has generously provided his people with the internet, so I'm pleased to create this and many other blogs in his honor!

With that said, let me introduce myself. My name is Eric Cartman, and a little while ago I was so graciously plucked from my world and brought here for a reason that has not yet been explained to me, but I'm just dying to find out! But while we're all here, who better to follow than, I believe, one of dear leader's most loyal fans!

I'll be updating about the latest news and stories from a ground level perspective of one of Bieber Hussein's newly recruited subjects! As you will see from this blog, I am the most interesting and well-rounded person brought here, so if there's anyone reading this with connections to the great leader? They'd probably be more than impressed with my devotion to this world and should consider me for any and all positions of authority!

ALL HAIL THE BIEBER!

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